Since when does going to a church ONCE, warrant the following mail?
Come as you are you will be loved [note: horrible grammar not my own!]
Calvary's Singles Ministry
(Here's the kicker/conference title...)
"IT'S OKAY TO BE SINGLE"
...Don't miss out on this opportunity for life change in small groups with other singles.
No! No! No!
That's all. I just can't believe I'm now officially categorized into the singles' ministry at a church I don't even attend....oh Lordy.