to the (elder) pattersons, by popular demand:
dear Chet and Chris,
You're really, really nice.
And you have some fabulous kids, times 4 now.
You like to make quilts, and you celebrate birthdays on little mini trains.
I like your weiner dogs - posthumous and alive,
But most of all I like you TWO.
You make people feel like a million bucks,
And shouldn't everyone be like that?